April Fool’s Day is coming, are you not ready for the funny copy?

1. I was desperate to find you at night, I waited for you naked, I can’t be in bed without you, can make me comfortable only you, where are you…… Pajamas.2. You stand in the crowd, the gentle wind blowing long hair, like the world’s most beautiful melody, reverberated in my heart for a long time, I want to say: your wig to drop……3. “My wife used to be so mean to me that I sent her to learn Sanda Judo.” “And now? “Much better now, bow me before you hit me”!

4. The closest I got to five million was one afternoon when I got stuck in traffic with an armored truck.

5. On April Fool’s Day, the school let us go to class! The more I think about it, the worse it gets. No! We can’t be fooled!

6 day think of you, night miss you, eat read you, sleep dream you, day is not a line, night difficult sleep, suffering, thousands of words into a sentence: when can I get you…… Five million grand prize! Happy April Fool’s Day!

7. I saw you on the street, you were with a guy, I could tell at a glance that he was not a good guy, he kept slapping your ass behind you. I said angrily to him, “Stop, driver of the donkey! Happy April Fool’s Day.

8. April Fool’s Day is a day for telling the truth as a joke.

9 just saw a person like you, I ran crazy in the past, just think of the city without you, I slow down the pace, put down the brick in his hand.

10 finally can love the person, anyway is afraid of what April Fool’s Day, refueling duck!

11. Good-looking collarbones are the same, and interesting bellies bounce around.

12. You have abs, I have a belly, not very belly, but very skin.

13 life is static, you see how many years of life.

14. I asked my dad, “Why do you have my brother when you have me?” My dad: “I’m done with the tuba. Practice the trumpet”.

15. I remember a few years ago being single was considered aristocratic, but in recent years it has become a fucking dog.

16. Stop saying I’m your baby, I’m your only, I’m your most important person, silly boy, I’m your dad.

17 Xiaoming always sleep in class, the teacher criticized him: you can not sleep! ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student.

18 Don’t tell me on April Fool’s Day, I’m afraid I will believe.

19 the most painful tacit understanding, April Fool’s Day, you cooperate with the sentence “I also like you”.

20. April Fool’s Day is coming and a lot of truth is about to be revealed.

21 children, don’t express on April Fool’s Day, because everyone knows you are not lying.

22. If I were the sun, I would give you warmth; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; But I’m nothing. So I can only give you a harassment. Ha ha!

23.4 On January 1. Actually not April Fool’s Day, just give a liar a chance to tell the truth.

24 like you, just let April fool’s Day a little longer.

25. April Fool’s Day is February 14 and Valentine’s Day is January 1. Because how many people say sweet words on Valentine’s Day, how many people say the truth on April Fool’s Day.

26 April Fool’s Day is to give a liar a chance to tell the truth then I mouth to heart say I love you happy April Fool’s Day.

27 April Fool’s Day, the most open joke, we and good?

28 I always wonder, why there is an April Fool’s Day, do encourage everyone to cheat? Later just know, the original fool entertainment, have ironic deceiver meaning. More and more found that the more precious things, in fact, the more easily we accidentally ignored, such as fresh air, clean water, such as integrity, such as a healthy body. And these things are precious because they are so easy to never return. Money can’t buy them. April, best wishes.

29 April Fool’s Day is to love the day, if accepted to tell each other that it is serious, if rejected say “happy April Fool’s Day”.

30 Happy April Fool’s Day, let you and I become fools today, but tomorrow only I will change back to smart.

31 since the “fool” happy, as “fool” you happy! April fool’s Day, “fool” from the same joy, for friends to send out a trick of joy, happy!

You let me have April Fool’s Day, I will let you have tomb-sweeping Day.

In fact, fool on the person, April fool’s day every day, happy fool, I wish you happy.

34 Before I met you, my world is black and white, after I met you, oh Maga! It was all black…

35. The quickest way to approach me is to tell me you like it.

36. A month before the exam, it’s good to work hard. participation is important After the exam. The week before, just do well.

37. Remember? That day I saw you in the park, sitting in the sun lazy baa, I asked you what you are doing, you mysterious smile: whisper, wait for me tan no one called me idiot.

38 you secretly into my room on my bed, also play hide-and-seek with me, I sleep for you crazy for you, I know you love me want to kiss me, also want to bite my smelly mosquito, slap you to death.

39. Don’t joke with me today, I won’t take it seriously.

40. First one to drink milk, tell me, what have you done to the cow.

41. Live for money, die for money! Run a lifetime for money! Lower united to eat money losses, when the money! It’s all about money! Hengpi can’t do without money.

42 bought several years of lottery, today the lottery found that I won, then the heart flew up and found next to write a happy April Fool’s Day, I cried.

43 The emperor, please give the swallow to foreign devils, let the queen and Mammy jung received crape Wei that bad goods.

44. You can hold it better than a trash can.

45. God, can’t you make me ugly? You don’t know the saying that a beautiful woman is a disaster.

46. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper.

47 If it is true, I want to see you a few more eyes, I am afraid I will forget you later.

48. Yesterday is history, why bother?

49. I don’t believe in life, I only believe in hands to fight.

50. I winked at you and you said it was a discharge.

51. Come on, you live like a ghost fire, still trying to light up others?

52. Life is not about compromise, and the more you hold back, the less breathing room you have.

53. She said she was immediately angry because her brother’s computer was unlocked again.

54. You are a strong girl. Homework doesn’t matter as long as you have thick skin and remember that you are beautiful.

55. You said the homework was cheap, but you asked us to do it.

56 Never dare to think, tomorrow will be better, I just want to eat the next meal can not be full.

57 Spirit does not fall behind, temperament does not dump position.

58 Chinese New Year do not talk about results, we are still relatives.

59. The biology teacher said in the morning that he would not be a teacher if there was an afterlife. Well, I wouldn’t be a student if I had an afterlife.

60 wake up I thought I grew taller, it is the quilt cover horizontal.

61 when the moon, the wine asked Qingtian Qingtian said roll your ya, I am so busy, which have time to deal with you, to see the weather forecast!

62. There’s always a beast next to everyone who pulls you to the toilet as soon as class is over.

63. The teacher said it was almost time for the high school entrance examination. Is lovers, also don’t quarrel; The love letter also mo handed, so as not to be rejected, affect the mood of the exam.

64. I cried when the Chinese test was over. After the math test, I found that I cried early.

65. Is it only possible to say “I love you” on April Fool’s Day?

66. “I love you”, “I love you”, “Happy April Fool’s Day”, “April Fool’s Day” looked at feel distressed.

67 April Fool’s Day even if you come to cheat me, then I am happy, but you will not…

68. The three words “I love you” are probably said on April Fool’s Day.

69 April Fool’s Day is coming again the announcement again can not be said to be a joke.

70. Give me three thousand gray Wolf, I will defeat Yangyang.

71. Who’s true on April Fool’s Day will be treated as a joke.

72. “How are you going to spend April Fool’s Day?” “I’m going to confess.” “Why?” “Because I was rejected and I was able to smile and say Happy April Fool’s Day!”

73 Valentine’s Day we have no date, April fool’s Day we did not declare the object, or tomb-sweeping day is good, have the object of worship.

74 April Fool’s Day, the whole death is a, anyway, Tomb-sweeping Day is coming.

75. I’m not looking forward to Valentine’s Day, but April Fool’s Day, because on April Fool’s Day people will tell me the truth.

76. April Fool’s Day is about to bring a lot of truth to the surface.

77 April fool’s Day confession is too weak, Tomb-sweeping day confession is the king! Because, in case of rejection, you can say ah… I was just possessed by a ghost!

78. No one will tell me on April Fool’s Day. I know.

79. Lonely people don’t even deserve to be fooled on April Fool’s Day.

80. The one who remembered April Fool’s Day to trick me into signing signatures.